humphrey milles the bye bye boris song lyrics
Dear Boris Johnson you are one in a million
But I’m not sure I mean that in the way that you think
Its your affinity with dishonesty
And your Trump like fondness for fallacy
I’m not just talking about the lies on the bus
Or the time you blamed Hillsborough fans for causing the crush
Or the made up quotes and phoney anecdotes
That misled a whole nation and swayed the vote
You’ve been sacked twice for being a scoundrel and cheat
And it really wouldn’t be of importance to me
But when you’re running for the office of the top MP
The are certain qualities we’d hope to see
But your falling short by a country mile
And its obvious behind that public school smile
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You’re a man only looking out for number 1
And just like the party you belong to its all about the
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Now I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
How you weren’t locked up for giving your friend
The address of that journalist to have him attacked
But I guess just a black eye and a few ribs cracked
Now we know you like a good old fashioned cover up
Reports on Russian meddling strangely blocked
And one on your ex Jenny Arcuri
On if you funnelled public cash into her company
And you made clear your thoughts on being gay or black
With their Piccaninni smilies and bum boys in tank tops
Is there any group been spared your attack
Aside from billionaires and the bankers you rep
With your loose talk leaving Nazanin
Locked up on false charge in jail in Iran
I really wouldn’t wanna be anyone in real need
With you in charge unless of course you’ve got loads of
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With global surface temperatures on the rise
The burning question’s what you’d prioritise
But with a quick look at your political history
It doesn’t bode so well for humanity
As London mayor you buried news on toxicity
Of the air every kid in the city breathes
Now taking cash from climate denialists
While your fracking ban lasted a full 2 weeks
You promised us you’d lie in front of JCBs
But instead you lied to her majesty
And then your party increases subsidies
To the fossil fuel and oil industries
We’ve all had enough of your Eton mess
We know you only act in corporate interests
Not for the planet or the nation or the NHS
Its just about time we said goodbye to you all
Bye bye bye Goodbye Boris Bye bye bye bye bye
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